ewackulate

the form of masturbation, masterbating, spanking it

Jeff: Hey I think i just cought your brother ewackulating.
Ryan: Yea, he is a sick freak, he ewackulates all the time

by Kevin Richards March 11, 2008

ewake

When you're up all night on the internet.

I was ewake all night looking at pictures of Jack Black.

by Evelynne December 29, 2007

Ewalsh

A girl in her late teens that would like nothing better than Hilary Clinton to become the next President of the United States.

"Check that Ewalsh standing on the corner in the ghetto with a sign yelling about how great Hilary Clinton would be as President!"

by dmurdah March 7, 2008

ewack

combine ejaculate and
wacking-off
(synonyms of masturbating)

person 1: what are ya doin Friday?

person 2: i'll probably ewack and hit the hay

by kyle_mitchell March 30, 2009

eWANK

When a man makes two fake accounts, male and female. Chat each other's account with dirty words then faps into it.

Joe eWANK on the group chat. I knew co'z I stole his phone

by Mighty tor November 3, 2019

ewaldt

A person who is in love with the gym , super sexy and what intellectuals like to call , a “chick magnet “

Look at that guy , big , strong and good with women , what an ewaldt

by Plaasman November 21, 2021

Ewaldo

Ewaldo’s comes into your lives and leaves you astonished.

Once you’ll meet Ewaldo you already know that you’ll never be the same for the rest of your life.
His great personality combined with his smooth voice will make you his victim, leaving you with PTSD as soon as he disappear.

Their music taste are so awesome that you’ll stay in bed, dreaming about scenarios with him (mostly naked).

Kindness is their master word, so keep on your Ewaldo’s.

Omg I just met a guy named Ewaldo and now I want 5 babies.

by Sonny974 November 22, 2021