Dutch Q-Tip

Coming in your partner's ear.

I gave Erica a Dutch Q-tip and the sperm burrowed into her brain.

by captain_mojo November 8, 2010

Dutch Drippings

The occasional stage between a Dutch Oven and Dutch Delight.

"Whoopshie, just dropped a few Dutch Drippings!"

by Rourke's Bulge August 8, 2016

dutch marines

When two gay guys are sucking each other's dicks while jerking off another set of gay guys that are french kissing in a pool very seductively whilst atop a Turkish battleship being sailed by a Saudi Arabian woman in a burka in the Persian golf off the shore of Saudi Arabia.

Shit, that's a whole set of dutch marines.

by Sir Adolfo Hilter March 12, 2020

Chris Dutcher

(Proper Noun) A sexy beast, someone how is always down for a party, drinking, an all around fun person.

Known not to take shit , its pay up or shut up.

Smooth with the ladys, a natural charm, inviting smile , and the best boyfriend you can imagine.

I wish my boyfriend would be a real Chris Dutcher!

by Jealous Girl September 26, 2011

Going Dutch

When each person (typically in a dating scenario) pays for their own meal.

Becky: Did he pay for your meal?

Linda: No, we both decided we were going Dutch.

by Amalita Brungoli April 24, 2017

dutch doging it

when a unfit male and female decide to have doggystyle and get tired so they resort to doing a dutch oven and the male effectively ejacluates as a result of this

dude i got to hit the gym i was dutch doging it last night

by tabwasere September 18, 2012

Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

by karnakdave July 28, 2011