Cook the Duvet

Flatulence released under the covers with the sheets and duvet pulled tight to avoid the release of the stench.

I decided to cook the duvet before Rachel came to bed. When she pulled the sheets back to crawl in a massive waft of ass stench greeted her nostrils.

by Dick Onchin December 29, 2020

Crimson Duvet

The act of a man cumming inside of a woman's vagina while she is on her period and having the mix of blood and cum drip onto the bed spread.

Suzie was pretty excited over her new comforter, but when I gave her the Crimson Duvet she got pissed and said I ruined it.

by Tall and Long May 14, 2018

dick duvet

1. Foreskin.
2. Condom.

My wife stole the duvet, my rabbi stole my dick duvet!

by Ian Chode July 12, 2004

Crap Duvet

A band from Northern California formed by Shooter and Baggage Claim in early 2005.

Man, I frikkin' love Crap Duvet.

by John Dudek July 6, 2005

Duvet Diver

A person who dives into a pile of duvets because they are excited about having a sleepover.

I was so excited about this sleepover, I am such a duvet diver!

by pileofduvets March 12, 2011

Duvet Assault Course

Bunch o' shaggin innit?

Before marrying her husband, Lindsay was clearly in some sort of Duvet Assault Course.

by TheGX December 3, 2018

two boys fighting under a duvet

Like two boys fighting under a duvet

Did you see the size of Jess’s ass, when she walks it moves like two boys fighting under a duvet

by Jessica_rabbit78 October 8, 2023