dutton

An extremly knowledgeable and intelligent person... often hard to understand without dictionary referance

'stop doing a dutton and speak english you prick'

by fugitiv3 August 20, 2007

dustonius polywogus

A new species discovered by Dustin Henderson, 1984. Stranger Things bish :p

Dang, Dustonius Polywogus, you are a savage.

by momma cornflakes March 9, 2018

Duson Glory Hole

A term coined for the use of a colostomy stoma in the various disturbing sex acts made available to residents of Southern Louisiana due to the many health problems that accompany poverty and poor lifestyle choices.

"Why's your friend looking so forlorn today?" "Oh, was passed around for his Duson Glory Hole at the club last night, and now he's regretting his poor decisions in life."

by Kangaroo Ninja April 28, 2023

Dirty Dutton

The act of taking a lady out to a fine dinner than bringing her back to your place for some lovin. when the action starts to heat up, you run to the nearest corner and violently masturbate because you can do it better yourself.

Gene took winnie the poo out on a date then brought her back to his house were he later dirty duttoned her.

by Dirty Dutton Davis May 20, 2012

Dalton Dotson

Someone who is of average height, weighs 180 pounds, claims to lose weight yet the next week is 185 pounds is stubborn not particularly bright, can't read and is bald.

Person 1: I have coronavirus therefore I have a significantly higher chance of dying then you
Dalton Dotson: No you don't
wash rinse repeat 100 more times

by Professor Intercourse man September 16, 2021

Peter Dutton

A completely hairless anus. Usually achieved by waxing.

Beautician: What can I do for you today?
Customer: Give me a Peter Dutton.
Beautician: Completely hairless arsehole?
Customer: That's the goal!

by wizardofaus86 November 30, 2021

Peter Dutton

Voldemort the thumb xoxoxoxoxox gossip girl

Oh look! It's a thumb! Oh wait, it's actually Peter Dutton

by thumbxpotatoxvoldemortpete August 16, 2022