dutch

1) rude, unfriendly, inhospitable, unwelcoming, xenophobic;
2) generally crappy, miserable;
3) excessively bureaucratic, full of red tape

1) Hey what's you're problem? Stop being so dutch.
2) Don't bother seeing that movie, it was totally dutch.
3) The DMV loves being dutch.

by Dutchman August 8, 2006

dutch

a dutch cigar unraveled, rolled in the first layer, than u wrap the other paper around in it making a long lastin blunt usually 45mins to an hour if done right

Yo pass that dutch
Roll that dutch nigga

by BloodShot July 1, 2004

dutch

1) Of, or pertaining, to girls that wear wooden soled shoes with slutty garments to nice events, such as weddings, proms, funerals or brunch.

2) A term used to denote a female who is easy, loose, or slutty.

1) "Look, I can see that dutch girl's thong."

2) "That girl is totally dutch."

by Dutch Angel August 8, 2006

dutch

The race having excessively small penises, have only 1 pair of shoes but just got a new pair with sexy white laces, and is constantly pleasuring his or herself. Some add an "i" to the ends of their names to become porn stars, whilst uthers become aware of the fact of there dutch heritage and become Spekta.

Hi im dutch, pleased to meet you

by asdfghjklllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll August 8, 2006

dutch

Grant. A person who is dutch and will be attending an ice cream social.

Grant is dutch. 100% dutch!

by Tank February 28, 2005

Dutch

A man with a plan.

Arthur: I'm not sure Dutch

Dutch: you need FAITH son, I have a PLAN!

by Micah bell January 18, 2019

Dutch

Not to be confused with the similar word Dutch (the nationality of The Netherlands).

British/Irish slang referring to the method by which the cost of something is shared amongst present parties, or "splitting a bill".

Example:

Person 1: "I'll pay for the tab."

Person 2: "Nonsense, I shall."

Person 3: "Should we go dutch?"

Person 4: "Good idea!"

by Laurie Cathal November 20, 2020