Durfed

1) when your having sex and you fart, and a little piece of shit slides down your leg and on to ur partner.

2) when you miss shots on goal when playing soccer.

EXAMPLES:

1) did u hear Austin Durfed last night on top of Jen.

2) ha,ha, Austin Durfed it again he never makes it.

by Ninja Baller May 31, 2007

Durf

A state of mind and body that is incepted after a long night of partying in which causes you to lose all grasp on reality and procastinate to your maximum capability. Common side affects are: Hands in pants for extended amount of time, continous gas release, temptation to consumption of "couch pizza", refusal of changing your pants you pissed in hours ago, allergies to any light source, smelling like a foot, upsett stomach, and Diarrhea.

I'm durfin hard dude.

I'm in a strange state of durf.
hey man! whats ya doin?...Durfin

by Robert Durfnero February 07, 2011

Durf

Someone that is tall stupid and a hoe

damn why is she such a fucking durf

by Alex Congers November 24, 2010

DURF

Acroynm for: Dumb Ugly Retarded Female

Usually blonde chicks who aren't smart and are hideous.

Here comes the DURF. Shit, hide.

by Bert J July 11, 2008

Durf

A bent or curved penis that has become that way due to excessive masturbation.

Jim: "I think I need to cut down on jerking off"

Will: "Dude, same here, I'm starting to get a durf."

by (olton June 27, 2009

Durfing

The act of masturbating while in a headstand position against a wall. The art is in the ability to gracefully avoid semen at time of ejaculation. Common sport in Oregon.

Austin Little is an olympic-level competitor in durfing.

by Oz416 September 21, 2009

durfing

V. The act of combining the activity of taking a dump and surfing the internet simutaneously, most commonly by using a wireless connection.

dude i poped a huge bloodwood while durfing the nizzet

by tron July 29, 2004