Someone upstairs 

Usually refers to God (or Jesus) without actually naming Him. (The Man upstairs.)
In general, alludes to the boss, the man in charge, upper level supervision, a member of management, or the executive decider.

"SOMEONE UPSTAIRS must like me 'cause I pulled through that rut like a miracle."
"Better cover your ass, boi. SOMEONE UPSTAIRS is gunnin' for you."
"I'm sorry, ma'am but that decision is for somebody above my pay grade. I'll have to refer this matter to SOMEONE UPSTAIRS."

Someone upstairs by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

upstairs outsidies

To touch a girl's breasts(upstairs) but on the outside of the shirt(outsidies)

*Guy rubs hands on girls boobs while making out*

Girl: Wow, this is great upstairs outsidies.

Guy: Hell yea.

upstairs outsidies by Djsteelerz March 3, 2009

upstairs lounge

a private personal paradise - coolness, quiet and still, soft light coming in from the skylight, a happy plant in the corner, helpful therapists nearby (optional)

Even when work is satisfying, it's always good to retreat to an upstairs lounge to refocus, rebalance, or jill off.

upstairs lounge by surfntnr February 20, 2011

take you upstairs 

Usually implies oral sex, also can imply bringing up a girl/guy from a party for the post party bang I.E "fuck"

I'm gonna deck the halls with these balls
hey, I wanna take you upstairs baby;)

take you upstairs by anonymous May 31, 2015

that’s upstairs 

That’s upstairs is a positive affirmation you say when something happens that makes you wanna thank God, the big boss upstairs. It’s also a way of saying that someone is telling the truth, speaking 100% facts. When this phrase is being said it’s common to point up at the sky.

*after a big night of drinking, back at the house*

Person 1: I’m soooo hungry, is anything even open though?

Person 2: Domino’s delivers until 2AM

Person 1: that’s upstairs *points upward*

that’s upstairs by Cowboy Marc March 2, 2019

Something wrong upstairs 

It’s an adjective you use to describe someone who thinks weirdly than others. Usually used for psychopathic peeps or just crazy. In other terms, mentally disturbed people.

Why a movie about killing as a holiday? There must be something wrong upstairs in the director’s mind.

Something wrong upstairs by chicken shelter October 16, 2019

Big guy upstairs 

God

"Peter work's for the big guy upstairs."

Big guy upstairs by Casandshail December 27, 2019