We heard bloodcurdling screams coming from the men's room. At first I thought someone was getting raped, butt-fuck style. But the screams stopped suddenly. After two minutes, Evan VonderLuftwaffennschwarzteneggar emerged from the stall, beating his chest in fury and pain. His beat-red ass cheeks told me that there was only one possible explanation: his dumpsteak. I mosied on over to the toilet. Sure enough, what did I behold? A dumpsteak. Bigger than I had ever seen; full of thumb-tacks, raisins, and coated in a thick film of blood.
'Ouch.' I thought to myself. I made a mental note to never return to Kosta's Greek Diner. And my upper lip trembeled at the thought of passing a dumpsteak as large as Evan's.
'Ouch.' I thought to myself. I made a mental note to never return to Kosta's Greek Diner. And my upper lip trembeled at the thought of passing a dumpsteak as large as Evan's.
by Boguniecki January 7, 2007
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A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.
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Me; Look what I found dumpster diving
Parents; what?
Me; iMac G3
Parents' bet it dosen't work
Me; I bet it does
Parents; Prove it works
*parents speechless
Parents; what?
Me; iMac G3
Parents' bet it dosen't work
Me; I bet it does
Parents; Prove it works
*parents speechless
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An endearing term given to a pair of females who have been around the block a few times, more like they are running the Daytona 500, but I digress, When the two ladies involved have both been pleasured by the same male, and subsequently have both had semen deposited (dumped) in their vaginal cavity (dumpster). In short Dumpster Sisters is the female equivalent to eskimo brothers.
BRIANN: Bitch I just got dumped in by this wing nut Cammy D.
CORINNE: Oh that punk, yup I hit that last week, weak form.
BRIANN: OH MY GOD, WE'RE DUMPSTER SISTERS!!!!!!!
CORRINE: Eh Had better
CORINNE: Oh that punk, yup I hit that last week, weak form.
BRIANN: OH MY GOD, WE'RE DUMPSTER SISTERS!!!!!!!
CORRINE: Eh Had better
by CAMDIEZEL July 28, 2012
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