dufu

short for dumb fuck, a person that messes up all the time

"You are such a dufu, can't you do anything right?"

by ldml April 4, 2008

Dufusitis

Dufusitis is a persistant, apparent brain disorder affecting rational, functional, logical thoughts, typically during support calls. Key symptoms of dufusitis; repeated samples accompanied by stubbornness, short-sightedness and selfishness.

Man, that customer called again on the same issue-that's 3 days in a row, they must be suffering from dufusitis.

by lewcocoug May 4, 2009

dufuss

A dope, idiot, dummy. It's used not so much as a deep condemnation of character, as commentary of an incident or discrete act. And, meant to disparage the person at that moment for what occurred.

I appreciate that on yahoo it was noted that it's necessarily a mean thing to say

also dufus..........dufəs

I am such a dufuss. Every year I forget my Irish Aunt Trish's birthday, and have to ask my mother-in-law if it's exactly on St Patrick's day.

Happy birthday Trish

by grubecnerwal July 22, 2016

Doppel-dufus

This term refers to a friend or close acquaintance, usually a male, that tries too hard to mimic or emulate someone they like or admire, including but not limited to - dressing or speaking in the same manner. However, they are considered half as smart as the person they are trying to emulate. The female equivalent is generally referred to as a "doppel-ditz." Often this term is used among college students.

John was Jason's doppel-dufus, constantly saying and doing the everything John did in the worst way.

by D.Healey November 10, 2011

Dufe

Short for doofus or dufus. An individual with an exceptionally low level of cluefulness.

It's a good process when it works; but it is not very well run--Administration is handled by a third party company which is a collection of dufes.

by Anonymous August 10, 2005

dufus dust

A delightful phrase used on the one of the networks show called Blossom. The Joey character said he was by the school bus and he hoped he didn't get any "dufus dust" on him because he's so much (cooler) than those dorks on the bus.
I thought the phrase was dumb at the time and haven't heard it since but I thought I share what can be fun to say.

I hope I didn't get any dufus dust on me!!

by Dr. Christophe October 16, 2004

dufuce

Usually a male in his midteens to to mid twenties who constantly smiles and slides in poor taste jokes at inappropriate times. Usually slightly over weight, tall, wears glasses (broken) and has a hygine problem. Unable to interact socially with others or hold a job, and has carried the title of dork when younger.

See that guy with the big feet, greasy hair and the baggy pants?

You mean that dufuce with the broken glasses over there?

Yeah, him. Lets sucker punch him on the way out.

by mr.steevo November 3, 2005