duchess slant

The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.

Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.

Kate: I’d rather die.

by Abba Palindrome June 15, 2018

chunk up a duece

To throw up the peace sign.

"Chunk up a Duece Nigga"

by Bobbly July 16, 2006

Duce Duce

.22 caliber handgun

My brother gave me a Duce Duce.

by Ches January 17, 2003

duccle

An Advanced form of Cuddle.

"Stop Duccling my Girlfriend!"

by Skylarke Durden February 6, 2005

Duece Mitten

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.

Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.

by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009

creme duce

to make a girl bite the top from a cadburys creme egg, then dip your cock in the gooey centre and make her lick it all off.

lee gave ruth a creme duce at easter.

by Kills, Thrills n Cherryade May 6, 2014

Duce an-a Quarter

represent a type of car back in the day

1969 Buick Electra 225

by Marcie Richard January 14, 2004