drunktard

A person that acts retarded when drunk.

That drunk guy is pissing on the cop car! What a drunktard!

by Kilopoo July 2, 2009

Professional Drunkard

Noun - Like a regular drunkard, a professional drunkard habitually becomes excessivly drunk. What seperates a professional drunkard from a regular drunkard is thier ability to excel in academic and professional endeavors while intoxicated, hung over, sleep deprived, or any combination of the three. A professional drunkard is an equal opportunity alcohol abuser, well aware of their chronic alcoholism, and are proud of it. Also known as Mythias.

Mythias gets drunk every night, wakes up drunk, goes to his first class drunk, sobers up between classes, starts drinking again after his last class, and he still manages to get straight A's. He is a professional drunkard.

by lusher21 September 8, 2008

drunksturbate

Attempting to masturbate while drunk. This usually results in either losing one's erection, or falling asleep from exhaustion, as achieving an orgasm while drunk takes impossibly long.

Bobby's mom caught him asleep with his cock in his hand after he had drunksturbated the night before.

by Roth Vantage October 23, 2016

drunktalk

The trash one speaks while drunk.

Girl 1: So what was up with that last night when that chick accidentally spilled her drink on you and were ready to fight? You were talking serious trash to her!

Girl 2: laughs...that was definite drunktalk! I was smashed!

by xxxara January 10, 2009

dranksta

A person of black heritage that drinks purple syrup.

thug1: yo that guys a true dranksta
thug2: I know he dranks purple syrup and sprite every night

by Luke&Jordan September 12, 2006

drunkspacing

The act of browsing myspace after a late night drinking session. This usually entails leaving drunken comments to "friends" you rarely talk to, befriending your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, and filling out pointless surveys with answers you think are absolutely hilarious.

"I think I'm gonna go back to drunkspacing after I finish this New Castle"

by Neekoh July 24, 2008

drunksauce

The sweat that comes the morning after heavy drinking that smells like a disgruntled version of whatever you were drinking and instantly disgusts all women within a 30 yard radius.

He was covered in drunksauce and twitching from yesterdays overindulgence.

by HoboG September 14, 2007