Douschebag McAlister

Another branch off the word doushebag just higher up on the doushebagery scale.

dude 1: Man that guy is a doushebag! he did my girlfriend
dude 2: Make that a Douschebag McAlister dude he also did your mom...

by emanyell October 9, 2010

douchebox

if the word douchebag or toolbox is not strong enough to descripe the doucheness

man, ur such a douchebox... or like, dude u see that douchebox over there...

by theInventor82 September 26, 2011

Douchebog

A congregation of douchebags in a concentrated area.

Youʻre a one-man douchebog, Eric.

by Powergoat May 13, 2011

Douchebowl

douchebowl /duʃ/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciationdoosh-bohl–noun
1. To describe someone that is such a douche, a bag simply could not contain them.
–verb (used with object)
2. To act like a douchebowl.

Origin: 1675–85; < F < It doccia water pipe, back formation from doccione drainpipe (where -one was taken as aug. suffix) < L ducti&#333;n- (s. of ducti&#333;) drawing off, conveying (water), equiv. to duct(us), ptp. of d&#363;cere (see ductile) + -i&#333;n- -ion

"If you're from New Mexico, you must be a DOUCHEBOWL." or;
"Only a DOUCHEBOWL would buy a porsche and chase after dozens of women with multiple children."

by K. Scott January 22, 2008

Duke of Douschebagery

The Duke is a guy who is the biggest dousche bag in the world and walks around being a dousche bag to everyone.

Hey here comes the Duke of Douschebagery.

by zb12 April 30, 2006

Doucheboat

A hot douchebag.

John is so freaking hot, yet hes a douchebag...Better yet hes a doucheboat.

by Captain of the Boat June 27, 2010

douschebag

Used in many ways to describe an utter shit stain on society.

Can also be used to joke with a friend, or haze an enemy.

I can't believe you pulled the philly fakeout on laura last night, Bob. What a douschebag!

or

Jim actually ditched us for a fat chick last night. I wanna beat that douschebag's ass.

by Steven Hooker January 14, 2008