Douchebaggery

Verb: used to discribe the actions of a person or group who's behavoir is that of an tool, ass, or douchebag

French origin from word douche meaning to wash

She was so upset by his acts of douchebaggery that she promptly hit him in the groin

by C. M. Lauger October 2, 2009

Douchebaggery

The involvement of a douche bag into any conversation or situation.

Can you believe that czech thinks he can get away with being an asshole?
That is some primetime douchebaggery!

by Iceman1008 June 8, 2015

Douchebagger Vance

1)Someone who does not perform well on the golf course, due to being hungover

2)Someone who performs general douchebaggery on the golf course and thinks they are good but they are not.

1) Jeremy: "How did you play?"
Danny: "Like Douchebagger Vance"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."

2) Jeremy: "How was golf?"
Danny: "Some Douchebagger Vance kept hitting into people and taking forever to hit a 5 yard shot!"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."

by Doodle Bugs September 8, 2008

Domino Effect of Douchebaggery

A term used to describe how one Douchebag will cause others around him to become Douchebags.

Mike used to be such a great guy until he started hanging out with Chris, now he's a complete Douchebag. That's Chris' Domino Effect of Douchebaggery for you.

by RDMac April 3, 2011

Douchebaggery

To engage in douchebag behavior

Did you see Kanye West on the VMAs? That was some real douchebaggery!

by Blackcat16 March 8, 2010

douchebaggery

to carry out n such a manner that is generally offensive, lude, rude, and/or of a prick

a man wakes up to the noise of his crying infant, waits to see if it will stop. finally awakens to walk right past the infants room to go smoke a ciggarette fist, then tend to infants needs.....his actions are classic douchebaggery

by loo hoo May 13, 2011

douchebaggery in the 2nd degree

This is the 2nd of the orders of magnitude of douchebaggery in which a person can commit. It is very similar to douchebaggery in the 1st degree; however, this accusation comes with a noticeable difference. In this degree, the accused has now become a repeat offender. The person, from here on referred to as the douche, has been charged and found guilty of 1st-degree douchebaggery by the Court of Public Opinion. Penalties for a guilty conviction on this charge are increasingly stiff, and may include:
-Immediate unfriending on facebook, snapchat, etc.
-A swift kick in the giblets
-Public mockery/ open shame

Shrek: "Hey man, remember how I had rescheduled that kayaking trip with my buddies so Jeff could make it since he bailed the last time?"
Scuff: "Of course."
Shrek: "Well, that douche bailed on me again this weekend!"
Scuff: "Word? What was his excuse this time?"
Shrek: "He said he got busy with stuff-n-things."
Scuff: "Dude, that's a load of garbage! He's my friend and all, but this sounds like a definite case of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree!"
Shrek: "I concur, Scuff. Maybe we need to get him checked into some kinda rehab before this gets worse. Anyway, how findeth the Court of Public Opinion, Jeff, on the charge of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree?"
Bystanders: "GUILTY!!!"
Shrek: "Motion carries. Unfriending on social media to be completed by midnight tonight."

Note: The sentencing for this conviction is much more severe due to the enhanced likelihood that Jeff will become an even bigger douchebag in the near future. If unattended, it is likely that he will soon commit a crime of douchebaggery in the 3rd degree; a black hole from which no friendship escapes.
Special Note: It is very rare that the Court of Public Opinion ever finds anyone innocent of a charge that is brought before them. They are a vengeful lot.

by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015