douchechill

A reflexive physical manifestation of the base emotional reaction that occurs when one encounters something they find decidedly offensive and/or insulting at either an instinctual or intellectual level.

Everytime I hear someone refer to the simple act of living life as "their journey," I get douchechills up and down my spine.

by Useyername October 28, 2009

National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week

Celebrated between July 20th and July 26th. This holiday was created by 2 disgruntled young women in July of 2009 with the tagline "Do you know a doucheface or stupid bitch?"

Chances are you've come into contact with one. We all have. If you have a crappy ex, this is the week to inform everyone you know about their issues, should they ever come into contact. Very much like a "side effects" warning for drugs.

"Dude, National Doucheface and Stupid Bitch Awareness Week is coming up. I can't wait to warn Trisha's new boyfriend about her psychotic facebook checkups on her men."

by TheOriginalTaryn July 23, 2009

Douchefaggery

The actions or qualities that makes one a douchefag

I tired of your constant douchefaggery!

by Pistolpete9 January 21, 2009

Doucheballer

These individuals create the illusion that they have endless amounts of money, clothing, and jewelry. They're attire is usually found in the 50% off section of a bargain basement sale. Their jewelry is often purchased at a mall kiosk. They often carry a large roll of cash, which includes one larger bill at the top, and much smaller bills beneath to give that "baller" illusion. Their car (if they have one) is 10+ years old and usually has a very large wing on the back, and an audio system that sounds like a coffee can filled with nickels being shaken by a paint mixer.

A 92' Civic with 14" spinner hubcaps, and a 2-foot high wing on the trunk...now that's a doucheballer

by DouchebagNews March 29, 2010

douchebacle

When a disaster, fiasco, catastrophe, or calamity occurs at the hands of a douchebag or douchenozzle, or a pack of douchbags/nozzles.

The whole douchebacle began when that douchnozzle started spreading lies about the rest of us.

by jwalker720 August 24, 2010

Doucheful

1.
Being douchey, annoying, unpleasant and vile while simultaneously being of use or service; serving some purpose; advantageous, helpful, or of good effect: a doucheful member of society.

Origin:
2011; douche + -ful

—Related forms
douche·ful·ly, adverb
douche·ful·ness, noun
un·douche·ful, adjective
un·douche·ful·ly, adverb
un·douche·ful·ness, noun

—Antonyms
1, 2. doucheless.

That guy's a douche but he's useful - he's totally doucheful.

by jf1231 June 21, 2011

douchefaggery

To engage in douchefaggery is to do something both douchey and gay.

College football? What douchefaggery!

Idiots who don't drink hot kool aid engage in serious douchefaggery. I MADE THIS FOR YOU!

by gravityrides January 11, 2011