douchebaggious

To be chock-full of thoughts and ideas that securely solidify your position as a douchebag. see: kenny melvin.

"Nice one, Canaan. Glad you don't feel like you need to add to the pensblog by posting some inane story everyone's already read or making some douchebaggious comment about someone or something.

source: Jeff from Korea (creator)

by Canaan August 16, 2007

Douchebaggot

n. - An insult that is a mixture of the well-known words douchebag and faggot.

That fucking douchebaggot stole my 5 bucks!

by iliveanddie December 18, 2008

douchebagitis

Having a condition (particularly females), where you are constantly attracted to men who are douchebags (i.e - they treat you like crap, take longer to get ready than you do, cheat on you).

See I have this problem.. its called douchebagitis- I always going for douchebags and then ending up in an epic fail.

by camann November 12, 2009

douchebagonomics

Business conducted by large corporations intent to promote the short term gain of executive management, typically as the expense of subordinate corporate employees, small business, the environment, and long term corporate financial stability.

The douchebagonomics of Walmart crushed Eartle's discount clothing, a cornerstone of local blue-collar fashion for over 40 years.

by Billy Reubens October 15, 2008

Douchebagitis

A curious condition that affects many over the world. Tends to affect people with more money, the arrogant and idiots.

Symptoms may include: popped collar, expensive clothes, unneccessary accessories, aura of arrogance.
Also known as being a douchebag.

John: Wow its midnight and he's wearing D&G glasses with a popped Lacross collar.
Paul: He must have a severe case of douchebagitis.

by twofacediav June 21, 2009

Douchebagdom

A distinctive and complex set of symptoms indicating the existence of a douchbag

look at that dude, from the pink shirt and the popped collar.. The Douchebagdom is just dripping off him!

by Douchebagdom March 22, 2011

douchebagify

to modify your appearance and/or possessions so it is apparent that you are a douche bag

that Volkswagen with the ugly ass body-kit is very douchebagified (past tense of douchebagify)

by pseudonympseudonymmmm7mmmmm7 May 18, 2011