douchemoron

Super powered douchebag moron.

Kind of like the superman of douchebags, sprinkled with moronic tendencies.

-term originally coined by vanzack at covers.com (only result in google at the moment).

OK!! He never had a helmet on his head you fucking douchemoron.

by Samus_ January 6, 2009

doucheroll

Similar to a Rickroll, one is doucherolled when they click on a link expecting one thing and are instead assaulted with a video and/or song of John Mayer (or someone else with the same level of popularity and douchebaggery).

Friend: I am loving this song right now! {link}

You: What's this -- oh, fml, I've been doucherolled.

by Pariselle February 21, 2010

douchenoob

the best and greatest of all insults

coined: Morgan Merlin Miller

p1:you faggot
p2:you douchenoob!
p1:.......

by tranoobs45 October 8, 2011

Douchecarrot

A guy from the shore area of New Jersey with an orange tan and green hair.

Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just the resident douchebag.
Guy 1: You mean douchecarrot?
Douchecarrot: Bitch, I get so much pussy you have a small dick!
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure girls masturbate with you all the time, Mr. Carrot.

by EggtasticTaco June 16, 2011

Douchemoose

Akin to asshat, fucktard, twit and various other condescending names for someone who behaves badly.

Can also be used as "douchemoosery", such as "He was so full of douchemoosery that we had to go hang somewhere else."

"I thought Susie looked great, but Bob was being a douchemoose and told her she looked awful."

"If you can't say anything nice, don't be a douchemoose. Just don't talk."

by Ladyinsanexox November 6, 2011

doucheagogue

A portmanteau of demagogue and douche, meaning a rant, speech, or any sound from a douche which resembles an ill-fated, weak systematic argument.

I had to listen to Steve's doucheagogue for an hour about how he's fighting for hipster rights, and hipster marriage.

by Hasselhoff_ist_mein_Held January 30, 2012

Doucheaholics

All the assholes who keep posting political definitions of Urban Dictionary

Person 1: damn 75% of Urban Dictionary in the last months is about Trump or Hilary
Person 2: Serious doucheaholics posting that stuff

by SkankHunt42.0 February 9, 2017