doosh

The blatant & incorrect spelling of the word douche.

Sohou looks like such a doosh.

After trying to sneak his way back to the message board under an assumed identity, everyone called the poser a doosh.

by Mr. Takenocrap September 13, 2004

doooohikii

a thingymbobby or technological gadget of humourous use.

just clik the doooohikii and you will destroy the singhmachine

by pabs101 February 5, 2010

doopshmuckle

When somone being is a doopshmuckle they are acting like a annoying old fat fuck. One who acts like a dick is constantly up their ass. Sad, and a party pooper.

Albert Damn Sam, Jim’s being a real doopshmuckle tonight.
Sam I know right! He acts like he has a dick up his ass or something.

by TheMoretsonPvP November 11, 2018

doomshippy

Gloomy, unpredictable and without precedent.

We are living today in doomshippy times.

by Bobsmart24 November 3, 2020

Blue Doosh

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.

*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."

by blue doosh dont April 10, 2010

Doosh

A deliberate misspelling of "douche" intended to convey the novice nature of conduct that does not even rise to the level worth of being characterized by the term "douche."

He was so pathetic in his pursuit of her that he couldn't even be branded a douche. No, this novice didn't deserve that moniker. He was simply a plain old doosh.

by Prolixity January 28, 2009

doosh 8

1.the act of " out right bitchory " 8 good looking girls who decide to call them sleves a group which no one can join
2.using other people to have partys at there house when they are to big of a pussy to have on in there house
3.to have a girl who is a bitch and toys around wiht guys heads

bitch 1: hey lets go use someone so we can drink at there house

by homo January 23, 2005