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dooshbag

The proper way to spell this word is "douche" bag. As every knows, a "douche" is a vaginal cleaning. Hence the word "douche bag" relates to a dirty, fetid, lowly, or stupid person; an ignorant derelict.
Stop wasting time, DOUCHE BAG.

Hey DOUCHE BAG, get your muddy ass sneakers off my carpet.
by neomega July 3, 2003
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Dooshy

(noun): a person who is in a Dooshy Crew or is similar in traits, typically a suffix following their first name;

(adjective): someone who isn't quite an asshole, but not kind either, who is also slightly hick, enjoys chewing tobacco, wreaks havoc, steals things once in a great while, and has a great pride in their circle of friends, or "crew."
(noun):"Name" Dooshy, i.e. if John Doe was a Dooshy, he would be called John Dooshy.

(adjective): "Did you just steal my car?" "Yes..." "Your such a dooshy..."
by Meg Dooshy July 29, 2011
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doosh

Sohou looks like such a doosh.

After trying to sneak his way back to the message board under an assumed identity, everyone called the poser a doosh.
by Mr. Takenocrap September 13, 2004
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doopshmuckle

When somone being is a doopshmuckle they are acting like a annoying old fat fuck. One who acts like a dick is constantly up their ass. Sad, and a party pooper.
Albert Damn Sam, Jim’s being a real doopshmuckle tonight.
Sam I know right! He acts like he has a dick up his ass or something.
by TheMoretsonPvP November 11, 2018
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doomshippy

We are living today in doomshippy times.
by Bobsmart24 November 3, 2020
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Blue Doosh

The blue tooth headset that is often seen sported by people walking down the street, in a coffee shop, and in client meetings. Often associated with those who think they are so cool that they can't take off their blue-tooth headset, thus rendering them a Blue Doosh.

Typically a douchebag who has a Blue Tooth headset on.
*looking at someone sitting at the table next to you in a restaurant, with his left ear flickering*

"Blue Doosh alert! That guy is wearing his Blue Doosh."
by blue doosh dont April 10, 2010
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Doosh

A deliberate misspelling of "douche" intended to convey the novice nature of conduct that does not even rise to the level worth of being characterized by the term "douche."
He was so pathetic in his pursuit of her that he couldn't even be branded a douche. No, this novice didn't deserve that moniker. He was simply a plain old doosh.
by Prolixity January 28, 2009
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