doof blast

a violent strike to another person who is acting foolish

tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?

rufus: what ho?

tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.

rufus: how hard ho?

tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied

by ralph cucumber October 10, 2008

Bobby doof

A dummy, a dim-witted person

Why did you do that? You're such a Bobby doof.

by Monkeynose November 1, 2018

Doof Muffin

The opposite of stud muffin. A goon. A major doofus. Someone who is terrible talking to or being with a girl. Someone who is not cool or a loser.

Man, Matt used to be super cool. Now he's just a doof muffin. What happened?

Phil will always be a doof muffin when it comes to the ladies.

by PiPeS2011 August 23, 2009

doof boy

A young male who is just seriously stupid.

Well yes, when Donald was a young person, it quickly became apparent that he was somewhat of a doof boy!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2021

Spank The Doof

The new way of asking someone if you're allowed to use their vape.

Hey bro do you mind if i spank the doof?

My friend was going to come over and hang out, but he was too busy spanking his doof.

by Doofspanker June 27, 2018

doof

Someone who acts and/or says things like an diot, but in the most adorable way possible. They dont think before htey speak sometimes. They usually have a great laugh that goes along with their doofiness. Also, they make the best faces in pictures.

Oh that Liz Huggins, what a doof.

by fatassfrohn January 16, 2010

doof

in german that word means stupid

german: er ist doof
english translation: he is stupid

by german357 March 30, 2010