donkey dick

When you run up from behind someone, grab them by the shoulders and knee them really hard in the ass, hitting their tail bone.

"OWWWWW!!! huggies just donkey dicked me!"

by huggies April 15, 2006

donkey dick

a person who you know sucks cock but doesn't want to admitt it

"shut up you donkey dick"

by Sh3 Wh0 KnOwS All January 19, 2009

donkey dick

slang for processed meat salami, strassburg etc

When you go to the delicatessan and want to order some sort of processed meat you can say " May i have 12 slices of donkey dick please"

My 3 year-old twins also say "Mummy can i pls have a donkey dick and cheese roll"

by Christine Ozzy Jack Ella October 7, 2006

donkey dick

What Barb Desessa and Jean Strippoli and any other bitch teacher that teaches at St. Angelas has.

Holy Fuck, Susan has a donkey dick down to her damn ankles!

by kevin April 12, 2005

donkey dick

When you smoke really hard on a cigarette and the heater gets all long and the filter get's soft. The space between the heater becomes soft and wrinkly...like a donkey dick

"Hey Tracy, stop donkey dick'n that smoke and give me a drag!"

by Pamjessar April 3, 2005

Donkey Dick

A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.

Hey private make sure that donkey dick is tight so it doesn't leak

by ColdMike October 9, 2012

Donkey Dick

Big Penis.

Hey man, wish I had a donkey dick, but I don't

by wt57 July 25, 2017