dojo bandit

One who steals the moves, especially at a phat dojo.

Ivon is a such a dojo bandit. He ruined the dojo master with one smackalack!

by Jo Von August 31, 2008

DOJO KIT

A dojo-kit is a dangerous being capable of offending 5 different people at once, sucking at every game/instrument/sport imaginable. Dojo-kit has a bush of a hair, and has so called ''friends'', he's ''friends'' are Some edgy kid and a meme squad to cheer him out of suiciding. The Dojo-kit (not dojokit or Dojokite) will try and be fake, pulling out his anti AISB gun to scare bureaucrats. fun fact his ''Anti AISB gun'' draws the attention of fellow commies and comrades to fight.

"wait who dat?"
"OH SHIT!
"Dojo-kit IS COMING FUCKING RUN!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
saying "DOJO KIT"is when you run a phrase to scare everybody and to confuse them so you make them fall for the trap

by *"insert name here*" June 6, 2018

dojo migraine

A case of CTE brought on from being kicked in the head hundreds of times

Every time I talk to Bob he flies off the handle screaming about conspiracies. I think he's suffering from dojo migraine syndrome.

by anonymous February 8, 2023

dojo brain

CTE brought on from hundreds of Tae Kwan Do kicks to the head.

Bob should have never taken up martial arts. He's angry about everything now that he's grown old, a clear symptom of dojo brain.

by anonymous February 8, 2023

Mojo Dojo Casa House

Ken’s take over of Barbie’s Dreamhouse, where it’s boys night, every night, in his new patriarchal society, Kendom, characterized by rodeo decor, reflecting Ken’s perception of the “real world”.

“When’s boys night?”
“Tonight.”
“Where?”
“Ken’s Mojo Dojo Casa House.”

by mac <3 July 22, 2023

Mojo Dojo

Mojo Dojo is a figure of speech used in reference to a man or woman experiencing something that increases their ability to attract and satisfy sexual partners.

After the break-up with Stacy I felt as though I lost my way with the ladies. Hooking up with Cindy got me back in the game. She was my sensei at the mojo dojo.

by Kenny Canstacker February 23, 2011

QA dojo

A Quality Assurance Engineer who is fast and adept at analytic and problematic thinking. The Dojo is dependable by his Manager and is considered a leader to his peers.

We will be testing Build 44 which might be the Release candidate tonight. Let's get QA Dojo in here and try to break this Piece of Shit software.

by Tadowta August 4, 2007