a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.
"Yea she said we should go to the mall today but she called just now and said she had something better to do and can't make it. She's such a ditcher!"
by ditcher July 23, 2006
Get the ditcher mug.Phrase used by "The Situation" on Jersey Shore to ditch hooking up with a grenade. While the girl is in the bathroom you leave the room and head for the kitchen. Then find somewhere else to sleep.
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To have sex with a girl, and immediately before you climax, you taser your penis, so that your partner receives not only semen, but 10,000 volts of pure love.
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Get the The Discharge mug.by Jonesy-no-fool July 12, 2005
Get the dischuffed mug.to release an oily water-like substance out of the anus, after consuming low to non-fat foods, such as WOW chips.
by chipper December 22, 2003
Get the oily discharge mug.It means that I am The Dilch Commander, no one rules the Dilch like me, not you, not some other little fuck, none of you little fucks out there!
Random Dilch Victim #1: Ah... shit here comes El Dilcher.
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Random Dilch Victim #1: Damn man I've never been dilched like that before.
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Random Dilch Victim #1: Damn man I've never been dilched like that before.
Random Dilch Victim #2: If you hold your breath for forty-five seconds, release and say El Dilcher Rules it seems to help.
by DeboXXX May 19, 2007
Get the El Dilcher mug.When someone makes statements about their accounts that are complete lies but, because you can’t say that in the notes or to the customer, you have to call it a memo discrepancy.
“This bitch says called the other day and that she’d gotten some rep to wave her fees but she never called in once. Can I say she’s a lying whore in the memos?”
“No, just say it’s a memo discrepancy and then specify what didn’t match up. Otherwise you’ll get your ass in trouble.”
“No, just say it’s a memo discrepancy and then specify what didn’t match up. Otherwise you’ll get your ass in trouble.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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