Non-fat Milk
WATER.
People think they are controlling their weight by drinking NON FAT MILK but dont understand that milk is 80% water. The fattening part of the milk is the white stuff.. so non fat milk, is milk without the white stuff... water!
Fatguy : Dude, i ve really put on weight, I think I should control on my diet.
Thinguy : Why don't you start drinking NON-FAT MILK?
Fatguy : Whats that?
Thinguy : WATER.
WATER.
People dont understand that milk is 80% water. The fattening part of the milk is the white stuff.. so non fat milk, is milk without the white stuff... water!
Fatguy : Dude, i ve really put on weight, I think I should control on my diet.
Thinguy : Why don't you start drinking NON-FAT MILK?
Fatguy : Whats that?
Thinguy : WATER.
A strong cup of coffee with lots of milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.
Customer: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Customer: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."
A large cup of coffee flavored milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.
Big white whale: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Big white whale: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.