dishonorable discharge

Semen ejaculated during masturbation.

"He let out a dishonorable discharge after choking his chicken."

by B.D. Wong July 20, 2006

Dishonorable Discharge

When your girlfriend gives you head, wait a few minutes, pull out abruptly, cum in her hair, then break up with her.

"Why's your hair so unkempt today, Suzy?"

"My ex gave me a dishonorable discharge yesterday..."

"Man, I hate my girlfriend; tonight when she gives me head, I'll be giving her a Dishonorable discharge"

by ImTravisAndWhatisThis April 26, 2013

dishonorable

1. anything associated with, emanating from, or caused by Ann E. O'Connell. 2. Replenishing a depleted honor bar with Walgreen's goods. 3. Hot-tubbing with your co-clerk. 4. Imagining what you could else could happen while hot-tubbing with your co-clerk.

Ann was dishonorable when she used the magnum condoms out of the Ritz honor bar and replaced them with a lambskin glow-in-the-dark bulk pack.

by Ritz Carlton January 3, 2005

Disaboner

Having high hopes for a potential boner, and having those expectations meet crushing defeat.

We found this hot scientist named Alexandra Costeau, but were met with a disaboner once we were unable to find any nude photos of her.

by auburnguy32 October 29, 2014

Dishonorable Discharge

dɪsˈɑnɚrəbəl dɪsˈtʃɑrdʒ

The ejaculate of a man with an STD

"I gave her my Dishonorable Discharge"

-Glen Quagmire

"My Dishonorable Discharge burns"

by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019

Dishonorment

To be dishonored.

Creon believes it is a horrible dishonorment to be a woman’s underling such as analyzed in the beginning of this paragraph so to call his son this shows how truly disgusted he is with son.

by User13424 December 18, 2023

Matron-of-Dishonor

We all know at least one uninhibited girlfriend who really blew it at somebody's wedding by drinking so much that they ended up waking up with the "Worst Man" in some cheesy motel with no idea how they got there ... or whose clothes they're wearing backwards.

"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "

by Scribester March 10, 2018