by TChewy August 13, 2010
Get the Disasterbatemug. The uncontrollable and critical urge to stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure, often after an extended period of celibacy (e.g. long road trips spent in shared quarters with family members)
Alan: Hey, man, wanna go grab a few drinks at the pub tonight?
Brian: Sorry, I just got back from taking care of my grandmother for three weeks, and she has no Internet at her place... It's time for some SERIOUS disasterbation!
Alan: No problem, dude. See ya next week!
Brian: Sorry, I just got back from taking care of my grandmother for three weeks, and she has no Internet at her place... It's time for some SERIOUS disasterbation!
Alan: No problem, dude. See ya next week!
by SansFapFlap May 9, 2011
Get the disasterbationmug. guy #1: damn i jerked it so hard i came on everything last night
guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate
guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate
by Disasterbate October 30, 2014
Get the Disasterbatemug. I was a real fighter committing to a disasterbate session through the category 5 hurricane.
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate
by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011
Get the Disasterbatemug. When you go home alone and go jerk off after an unsuccessful night of hunting sloots. Tears may be used as lubricant.
Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.
by Squan14 August 31, 2014
Get the Disasterbatemug. When a person or situation moves beyond being mildly disturbing but it is not a full blown disaster.
Geez, Todd, This is the best part in the movie and you keep talking through the entire thing. You’re creating a real disasterbance. Don’t be an ass!
by Tarklee May 13, 2022
Get the Disasterbancemug. When you’re using a vibrator that wasn’t fully charged so you keep stopping to briefly charge it so you can finish but you never charge it long enough to give it enough juice to get the job done.
After her vibe died three times, Kay decided to put and end to the disasterbation and threw the useless thing across the room.
by Bill’s Meat April 16, 2021
Get the Disasterbationmug.