Dipsticking

Sticking a q-tip up your butt and rubbing it on the inside a persons nose. Usually performed on someone who is sleeping.

I will be dipsticking Bubba tonight.

by o0sambo0o September 5, 2008

Dipstick

a loser, idiot

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

DipStick

"I pull up with the Shtik" Tekashi69

I pull up with the dipstick

by KarnJatt May 14, 2018

Dipstick

A stupid someone with willy brains.

''My my, you're such a dipstick Freddy''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Mexican Dipstick

A sexual/alcohol-related act akin to the infamous buttchug. When performing a Mexican Dipstick, one party will soak their finger in tequila, and gently insert it into the anus of the other party.

Note: the salt on the rim is optional, but recommended.

I was hoping to party but all I had was tequila. Hating the taste, I asked my lover to perform a Mexican Dipstick, hold the salt.

by Year of the Browneye September 15, 2016

Mexican Dipstick

A knife. Termed "Mexican Dipstick" due to the amount of Mexicans (mainly those in gangs) who typically wield knives.
Primary function is to determine if the person it is tested on (victim) is low on oil (blood). A play on the "real" dipstick, used to measure oil.

So I was walking to the 7-11 and some guy was like "Tennis Rules!" so I responded with "Tennis is for bitches!". He proceded to pull out his mexican dipstick and chase me for 2 blocks before he gave up.

by Teh Lolly Roffler August 5, 2007

Colombian Dipstick

When a guy sticks his dick in a morning cup of coffee and then his girl sucks it off.

Her favorite breakfast was a fat stack of pancakes followed by a frothy Colombian Dipstick.

by KikiStylz February 13, 2022