Dingberry

A piece of lint mixed with poop that hangs from the hair in your rectum.

When you pick your butt you normally find a dingberry.

by Pocster September 12, 2006

dinglerape

The forceable removal of another person's dingleberries without prior consent.

When riding the subway, one should always remember to wear a belt, lest they become an unfortunate victim of a dinglerape at the hands of a vicious follicle yanking dinglerapist. Saggers beware!

by Dinglemeyer January 10, 2014

dinglecracka

A dinglecracka is when a boy and a girl have sex in their parents home when the house is empty. The lights go off and her shit-covered thong is left on the floor. When they hear a noise downstairs, they scramble to put clothes on. Since the lights are off, the girl puts the shit-covered thong on backwards. Therefore, the shit-covered thong is sucked into the vagina crack; aka the dinglecracka.

*Alex and Nick have sex in Alex's room*

During intercourse they hear the footsteps of the parents. They rush to put clothes on and Alex puts her thong on backwards.

Nick: That was a close one! Your dad almost caught us.

Alex: I know, that was really scary. So scary I didn't even realize that I put my thong on backwards.

Nick: OH NOOOO! DID you just give yourself dinglecrackas?

by VibratingNut June 20, 2017

Dinglefuckery

The act of engaging in incompetently stupid or unnecessary actions, resulting in confusion, annoyance, or catastrophe, simply to fuck with others.

Did you see John trying to juggle flaming dildos at the party last night? Total dinglefuckery, man.

by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023

Dinglefart

Retard, dumbass, weirdo.

Look at that dinglefart driving the Civic... I think he's gonna race that cobra.

What a dinglefart, why is that hot chick with him.

by Johngirl June 22, 2017

dingleroids

a combination of dingle berries and hemroids
usually hemroids that have faeces hanging off them

kid- ay dude did you see that guys asshole
kid 2- fucking gross man, he had god damn dingleroids *both shudder uncontrollably*

by hi......im mitch June 7, 2009

Twat Dingler

A twat(vagina) has had so many cocks in it that it is so stretched out it dingles around.

WOW! That hoe had a Twat Dingler!

by Benjamin Pepino Lime October 12, 2008