dildurd

A dildo looking like or taking the shape of a turd; A dumb ass; frat guy

What a dildurd!

by carriekid1 September 3, 2010

dilduo

a double sided dildo used for simultaneous pleasuring of two persons

Some lesbians like to use a dilduo as an alternative to strap-ons.

by lololojlo April 3, 2011

dildough

i found 10 under my moms closes in the closet.

let me eat some dildough

by STEPBRO ACTION November 2, 2020

Dildough

A female prosthetic phallus made from a meat based dough, most likely meatball mix, to cover a She wee (a funnel used by women to urinate standing up, commonly used at festivals)

Think I'm gonna make a dildough for Glasto, see you in a bit

by Gingle October 28, 2010

Dildough

Noun (from Old/Mid. English): The primary ingredient in a most celebrated food of Ol' Glastonbury, Pickle Bread.

What dost thou on thyne mind have?! Yea verily, ye c'n no a'bacen thyne Pickle Bread withe nary an clove of Dildough! Ye 'ave nigh an clue.

by Jesus Tap Dancing Christ July 7, 2010

dilds

A dude whos head is in the shape of a dildo. Usualy this person is uncordinated and runs into walls horizontaly, has very, very white skin and hates negros

Shot dilds you chump, how the fuck did you manage to get that bruse

by Dilds July 22, 2006

dildsie

A dildo with petals like a flower.
Any girl that can handle this is a whore!

Did you here Rasputia handled the dildsie!?!?
Ewwww loose vaginal crevice!

by edfjwndfkjdsanfjasnfdnf January 19, 2009