dildontics

the art of using didoes and other sex toys

She has a degree in dildontics. She accepts plastic, And I don't mean VISA.

by Rik Bagtaz November 21, 2007

Dildoid

A new invention that is an Android phone that can be used for cell phone use, texting use and most importantly Dildo use. It's water and sperm proof so you can get your jollies in or out of water.

Guy #1 "Hey have you tried the Dildoid?" Guy#2 "Ya the reception is bad but the Dildo works fine!"

by DeadNode July 6, 2011

Dildominator

Dildominated, dildominating.
1. noun; A word refering to a dildo of a massive size; 2. verb; when a dildo is dominating a pussy of any kind, at a speed that that no man can compete with; 3. a vagina that can take any dildo, at any time;

1. My girl was in our room all day, using her dildominator.
2. my girlfriend was getting dildominated for about an hour last night.
3. i think my gay friend was dildominating last night.

by chickmagnet01010011 April 18, 2011

Dillonize

Dil-lon-ize; dil-uhn-nyz

verb, Dil-lon-ized, Dil-lon-iz-ing

1. to interrogate one with questions for all possible explanations until the student or resident is sufficiently uncovered in their natural cognitive state & knowledge level of understanding

1. Tim’s eyes began to swell with excitement, pupil size being measured @ 7 mm, as he was Dillonized.

2. After a long session of Dillonizing, Mike began to see the light; the path to the “promised land” of appropriate thinking process & problem solving.

by LMPS May 17, 2013

dildomites

Tiny little bugs that thrive on the filthy unwashed dildos of homeless tweakers (men or women).

You see all those dildomites on Amy's dildo? #nowwhatchagonedowithit

by The Hoboken Guido January 27, 2016

dildorino

A term frequently used to describe someone as dildo like. This is what separates the term from dick. Calling someone a dick is referencing that their behavior is alike that of male genitalia, or overall acting as if their intentions are to fuck someone over. A dildorino is a someone with behavior similar to that of a sex toy; they will never go out on their own to screw anyone, but as soon as someone wants to fuck someone over they will jump at the opportunity to help.

"Jamie you effing dildorino," Dan continued, "You knew that he was drawing that dick on my face, didn't you?"

by ThaBusterD July 5, 2016

dildonor

Someone who donates dildos to people with sexual desire.

Child: I want a dildo.
Mother: The dildonor granted your wish.

by gregben June 8, 2021