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Dildoid

A new invention that is an Android phone that can be used for cell phone use, texting use and most importantly Dildo use. It's water and sperm proof so you can get your jollies in or out of water.
Guy #1 "Hey have you tried the Dildoid?" Guy#2 "Ya the reception is bad but the Dildo works fine!"
by DeadNode July 6, 2011
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dildockery

stop all this dildockery before someone gets hurt!
I've had enough of your dildockery for one day!
by brendan mc July 16, 2008
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Quad-Dildonic Penetration

Noun: Penetration involving more than three and less than five dildonic objects, generally dildos, or in the classic western form, dildi.
Last night Jill had some crazy quad-dildonic penetration
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dildouche

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person who is experiencing qualities that are feminine like a dildo, yet idiotic and ridiculous as ones portrayed by a douche; thus morphing the person into the phrase "dildouche".
"Did you see Roger last night? He was being such a dildouche!"

"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."
by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009
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dildoing

1) The act of using a dildo on someone.....or something.
2) Word added to dictionary to settle the age old question, "Is using a dildo on someone different than fucking someone." and the answer is of course yes, it is different
"The girl had to resort to dildoing because she did not have a penis to fuck somebody with."
by Kevin_Circa1987 October 7, 2005
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dildonics

The study and manufacturing of ergonomically designed dildos; new area of robotics combined with dildo technology
Probably a lot of lesbians have degrees in dildonics. Sometimes a fag named TJ sneaks in a warehouse and frolics around in a pile of dirty dildos. What a dildo
by buddy February 25, 2003
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dildonicide

systematically killing off a race using only a dildo.
I just performed dildonicide on 6 million jews.
by TheMonkeyGod June 16, 2009
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