diaper dandy

Phrase used by Dick Vitale to describe talented, freshman college basketball players.

"Look at that move, this kid's a real diaper dandy!"

by bob bobertson February 3, 2005

Diaper Cum

Sperm in a diaper from a male adult baby or male diaper lover.

Billy jacked off in his diaper and made some diaper cum.

Jessica rubbed Jason's diaper until he made some diaper cum.

by Ai Ai 73543745747 December 25, 2012

Dirty Dipper

Someone that has sex with ugly women when they are having their period.

"Wanna have sex?"
"No, i'm having my period"
"Even better!"
"Ah sick, you are such a Dirty Dipper!"

by Spilox April 23, 2009

toilet-dipper

a man whos genitals touch the toilet bowl water while seated; a man with a huge dick and/or balls that hangs so far down that they take a bath while he is mounting the porcelain goddess.

n: toilet-dipper
v:toilet-dipping, toilet-dip, toilet-dipped

girl - "that guy and i hooked up the other night, he is definitely a toilet-dipper!"

guy - "dude, i hate when i fuckin toilet dip!"
friend - "yeah that is pretty dirty, what does your girlfriend think of that?"

by "the nike slogan!" January 28, 2010

unless he's wearing diapers

This is a saying in women's codependency recovery groups. Unless he is wearing diapers you can't change him!

Girl, unless he's wearing diapers you can't change him!

by I, Wreckerrr June 29, 2021

Philly Dipper

The act of placing or attempting to place one's flaccid penis into a partner's vagina. Usually occurs after a large amount of alcohol is imbibed.

They were so hammered that they did it on the laundry machine. Unfortunately, all he could do was give her the Philly Dipper.

by CamelToeSlider November 13, 2010

The Big Bro Dipper

When three or more bros spoon in a bed together.

After the strippers last night, we woke up in the big bro dipper formation...it was glorious!

by Thebros March 24, 2013