Diced

Someone who is extremely lean (below 9% body fat)

"Yo look at harry that kid is frickin diced"

"Have you been to the gym lately? looking diced"

by MoistGranny January 6, 2021

Dicked Down

To be dicked down, is to be pinned to the floor in pure orgasmic ecstasy by a partner's male genitalia.

It need not happen a lot, but when it does, the pure intense pleasure is unlike any other.

The dick is so good, it gives you life.

Cheating is not an option.

Masturbation is not an option.
All there is, and all there ever will be, is dick.

B: I got dicked down, I think he's the one.

by Glitter_feces October 24, 2017

Dice-K

Nickname for Daisuke Matsuzaka, a Japanese pitcher signed for $103m with the Boston Red Sox for the 2007 MLB season.

The nickname "Dice" received widespread popularity after Bill Simmons (the Sports Guy) declared it to be Matsuzaka's nickname in his ESPN Page 2 mailbag column of 15 December 2006.

Other than his ability to say the words "Yes!", "No!", "Bery Good!", "Stlike!", and "Happi!", Dice-K's main talent lies in his right arm pitching ability.

by TBonerz April 18, 2007

dice test

The "dice test" is process of querying for job postings on dice.com related to a new/emerging technology, with the theory being that if there are a significant number of job postings related to the new technology, it is a relevant/in demand technology worthy of learning and eventually integrating into new software projects. The "dice test" is used by Information Technology and Computer/Software Engineering Professionals to filter out the vast array of software packages/frameworks created that are never widely adopted, preventing the software developer from investing in a technology platform that will eventually die (due to a lack of community/support).

I ran a dice test on jQuery, and there are over 5000 jobs: that's a hot technology we need to implement on our websites.

by rmoss May 31, 2013

Dice Weed

Noun, a term used to describe weed of the lowest possible quality. Better to avoid at all costs

Guy 1: "Dawg, I just copped a half from the plug."
Guy 2: "Oh Word? Which plug??"
Guy 1: "Dice."
Guy 2: "Dawg. Throw that shit away, stg you might as well just be smoking CBD oil. "
Guy 1: "Yeah I know but he was mobile and it was cheap so... we smokin'???"
Guy 3: *walks into room* "Ayo what's good what y'all up to?"
Guy 1: "bout to smoke this bud I copped from Dice. You in?"
Guy 3: "You said Dice Weed?? Nah man I'm good."

by Launchedrain7 February 8, 2020

Chin-dice

Slang for balls. Specifically balls hanging from a girls chin.

My friend Tim and I (Jim) were in Cali for business. He was singing the Tubes "She's a beauty". He sang,.."and you can't touch the mer - chin- dise". I said , "Did you just say Chin-dice?". What a great slang for a ball sack!

She kicked me in the chin-dice!

by BLEAMA January 26, 2016

Sneaky Dickens

A Sneaky Dickens attack is when someone gets up from from their seat at a bar or restaurant and leaves their coat temporarily unattended. The attacker quickly draws a penis on a napkin or scrap of paper and puts it in the unsuspecting victims coat pocket for them to find at a later time. Some more advanced attackers may even have penises drawn on many pieces of paper ahead of time so that they can carry out attacks more efficiently and with less risk of being caught since their "ammo" is pre-made.

"When I got home from the bar last night my coat pockets had a bunch of dick drawings in them. Someone gave me a Sneaky Dickens."

"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."

by Jagmeat March 11, 2021