dickWeed

Someone who is being an asshole for no reason and is just being a dick

Did you see what will sent his girlfriend last night?!
Yeah he was being such a dickweed

by Ratty16910 December 28, 2019

Dickweed

The process of grinding very loud/dank weed then spilling it all over your pants (presumable the crotch area) then attempting to pack the spilt weed into the bowl

"Bro I just dickweed ."

by Bittah pupil April 3, 2016

Dickweed

Someone who gets kicked for team-killing in a Call of Duty multiplayer Hardcore game

Player 1: Dude, did you lag out?
Player 2: No. I got a dickweed.

Player 1: Then stay away from me

by TG DraftGryphon May 25, 2013

Dickweed

Someone who is way to egotistical and cant take defeat because they're never wrong and wont take blame for shit , one who acts entirely overly macho and is a pain in everyone's ass with harsh comments ect

Why is he such a big egotistical dickweed

by theCARS7879 December 21, 2014

Dickweed

Male genital pubic hair, as used insultingly.

Hey David, stop being such a dickweed!

by DragonnHAIL! n September 12, 2016

Dickweed

Like a dickwad, only thinner.

Look at that lanky streak of piss. What a dickweed.

by PearlFly March 14, 2013

Dickweed

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.

Look at all that Dickweed! Ut oh, they planted it to close to the Pussy Willows!!

by Garym79 December 12, 2008