dik-uh-lekt
–noun
1. Linguistics. a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by nature of nobody, ever, really speaking that way in society, and by its use by a group of speakers who are set off from others through lack of anyone liking them enough to tell them they sound like dicks.
2. a language considered as one of a group that have a common employment: news readers, social commentators, game show hosts, tv film critics and top-gear presenters have common dickalects.
–noun
1. Linguistics. a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by nature of nobody, ever, really speaking that way in society, and by its use by a group of speakers who are set off from others through lack of anyone liking them enough to tell them they sound like dicks.
2. a language considered as one of a group that have a common employment: news readers, social commentators, game show hosts, tv film critics and top-gear presenters have common dickalects.
Tell you what, that Mark Dolan is dickalectically challenged.
Jeremy Clarkeson has such a strong dickalect it's a wonder people know, or care, what he's talking about.
Jeremy Clarkeson has such a strong dickalect it's a wonder people know, or care, what he's talking about.
by operand September 28, 2010
Get the Dickalect mug.the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.
Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?
Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.
(silence)
Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.
Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.
(silence)
Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.
by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009
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When a man's penis instead of his brain decides his actions , most commonly happens when aroused from a girl.
*at a dance party*
"Dude, that guy is bumping hard into every chick he dances with!"
"Lol, he's dicktated"
"Dude, that guy is bumping hard into every chick he dances with!"
"Lol, he's dicktated"
by Jawnie April 26, 2015
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Pronounced (dik-a-bee-tees)
When a girl feels she will die if she doesn't get a penile injection.
One type of treatment is administered orally. It is classified as a DCI (dickabetical cumsulin injection). A DCI is administered when the female is giving oral sex. Once the male is seconds from cumming in the mouth of the person suffering from dickabetes, he injects himself with an insulin needle then transfers the insulin through his giz into the woman's mouth.
Failure to treat a DCI will result in dickococcal pneumonia. Dickococcal pneumonia leads to serious depression or even death.
Pronounced (dik-a-bee-tees)
When a girl feels she will die if she doesn't get a penile injection.
One type of treatment is administered orally. It is classified as a DCI (dickabetical cumsulin injection). A DCI is administered when the female is giving oral sex. Once the male is seconds from cumming in the mouth of the person suffering from dickabetes, he injects himself with an insulin needle then transfers the insulin through his giz into the woman's mouth.
Failure to treat a DCI will result in dickococcal pneumonia. Dickococcal pneumonia leads to serious depression or even death.
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Get the Dickable mug.In a forum, someone said that "Rapper A announced that he will collaborate with Rapper B", in which a reader responds back, "that's ducktales".
by Nucleo Bomz March 15, 2005
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This example shows a person's interest in having sexual relationships with said female.
" Man , your mother is so dickable , even a british gentleman would lose his monocle for her vagina. "
This example shows that the example's friend is so attractive, a nice gentlemen with posh attitude would get jiggy with it.
This example shows a person's interest in having sexual relationships with said female.
" Man , your mother is so dickable , even a british gentleman would lose his monocle for her vagina. "
This example shows that the example's friend is so attractive, a nice gentlemen with posh attitude would get jiggy with it.
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