dickstain

Person that is beneath contempt - needs to work his (or her) way up to be a douchebag

"Hey, Lorelei, there's some guy waving to you from across the street. Who is it?"

"Oh my god, let's get outta here, I don't wanna have to talk to that dickstain!!!"

by Goosehammer September 21, 2009

Dicksplash

An asshole that gets a friend or customer a drink, usually milk, and dips his penis in it and doesn't tell you. Very common with waiters if your an asshole customer.

"Give me a glass of milk now you pussy."

"Dude you better be more respectful, he's probably a dicksplash."

by Duck man davey November 25, 2013

Dicksplash

Dicksplash (noun) a word for a dumbass who pissed too hard into a urinal and it splashed back and hit him. Commonly used to describe a person this has happened to in the past

Jake is such a dicksplash

by Ashmaggot November 13, 2011

dicksplash

A stain, presumably on clothing, caused by either urine or ejaculate. Popularised by English language version of early 90's anime production, "OEDO 808."

Eat this, Dicksplash!

by Bobby Chopra October 23, 2010

dicksplash

can refer to the sound of a the male gentalia hitting water or the actual spash of water as a result

When a man sits in the bath and proceeds to hit his penis on the water, creating dicksplash

When a penis is cut off and thrown in a swimming pool. Dicksplash

by cybercityoedo July 12, 2010

dickpaint

paint guys use to paint their dicks so that they're mate will find them more attractive when they have sex

Girl: You lied to me! You told me you stopped painting it...
Boy: What did you expect, baby? We met at a Dickpaint

store!

by 69isthemagicnumber December 13, 2010

dickspank

A person who is an unbelievably moronic individual. Someone who continuously gets on one's nerves.

Here comes ricky. I can't stand that dickspank.

by MonCor August 27, 2006