dicksneeze

Man Juice, Aka Ejaculate, aka sperm.

Oh my god... what is that on the side of ada's face? Oh it's dicksneeze.

by Melong January 6, 2009

dickspeak

When a person in normal conversation reverts to talking about dick.

Tyler and Steve were talking about what they have for lunch. Tyler stated "I have brought in trout for lunch." Steve immediately shifts to dickspeak "I've got your trouser trout hanging!". Tyler says"You went dickspeak on me!"

by largedaddyrabbit February 15, 2014

Professor Dickweed

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.

John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.

by Petard the Retard October 12, 2009

Dickseed

When you fuck a chick, and when you finish you take your condom, blow it up like a balloon, release it into the wind, and when it touches the ground, it sprouts into a dick tree that looks like your dick. It's a sexual ritual and totally bad ass.

Dude1: yo, let's go spread our dickseeds.

Dude2: yeah, I'm tryna.

by Hahathemanayy March 22, 2016

dickeedoo

When your belly comes out further than your dick does

"Hey Phil Major, that's a nice dickeedoo your sporting."

by hunglong March 4, 2009

Dickfeed

Instead of female breastfeeding, this is male version of breastfeeding, called dickfeed

"OH sorry, wait a moment, i gotta dickfeed my infant"

by Aeroliner February 14, 2019

Human Dickipede

When a bunch of guys get together and insert their dicks into each others butts, forming a "semen into my ass, whilst i ejaculate into this guy's ass" effect. Dildos are optional if the participants for whatever reason aren't male.

Man, that was one killer orgy last night. Did you see that human dickipede in the corner? Crazy...

by Flanicorn March 2, 2015