dicksurta

dicksurta means "Shit"

Bitch #1: moms calling you
Bitch #2: dicksurta...

by 98crobins August 25, 2022

Dickmuffin

When you're being a poobutt abd not answering someone's message. Or when you're being a butthurt little fancy boy that gets his feelings hurt over nothing.

Johnny is being a "dickmuffin" and won't answer my text messages cause his feelings are hurt that I said he can't keep up on his beers like the rest of the guys.

by candyass January 5, 2023

Dicksturbed

Having penile disturbances.

Kevin: Damn dude, why do you look so dicksturbed?
Ross: I sprayed a load of fragrance on my dick and now it burns like hell. I want to kill myself. FUCK.

by madlad1991 November 24, 2024

Dicksmorphia

When a male thinks his penis is bigger than it actually is.

“Girl, he told me I wouldn’t be able to handle his wood! Dude had some serious dicksmorphia! I didn’t even feel a thing!”

by Bewje October 8, 2025