dickrocket

an individual who is a real douche constantly looking to sabotage a good evening by interrupting friends with requests to have lippers, cigarettes, bud diesels, etc.

"Jeff can be a real dickrocket sometimes."

"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."

by GlenEllynParty December 28, 2009

Dickroach

This can be either a penis on a cockroach or a human with a cockroach for a penis.

Joseph: Wow, I don't know what happened but this morning I awoke with a Dickroach.

by Moviethunder96 June 1, 2018

dickride

commonly used in rap battles - if u vote for ur friend even though the other person had the better diss

to sweat a rappers nuts and only talk about him, refusing to think he has any error

man this nigga spit 1 bar and beat me..fuckin dickride votes

this nigga dickrides 50 man thats all he talk about

by Griff July 1, 2004

Dickroll'd

When you think you're seeing a really hot chick, but she turns out to be a tranny.

Joe: Hey man, did you hear about that chick Jake was with?
Linds: I know, she was a dude. He totally got dickroll'd.

by XTD February 15, 2008

dickrider

someone who is a follower not a leader

Look at Maria shes copying my style what a dickrider!

by Carla Alfaro February 28, 2003

dickrolling

The process by which photographs of the male genitalia are sent to another person, whether solicited or unsolicited.

"In another case of dickrolling, Kera got dickrolled again by someone from a dating website".

by Katglimmer April 14, 2010

dickrider

Someone who "sucks up" to one another, always agreeing with that person for something in return i.e. power. Thus, they are "riding" that individual's dick.

Senator John McCain rides the media's dick, agreeing with them anytime he can. Therefore, he is a dickrider.

by Random Moron Defining Words August 28, 2006