dickomiter

A scale that doctors use when measuring the size of a mans dick. Except they compare it to animals.

Did you hear Jeffs dickomiter readings say hes an elephant dick

by Mr.Fries August 15, 2016

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Dickity Doo

when you fucking take a shit on a dick.

Did you hear that guy made a dickity doo on that guys dick

by OS GoST January 9, 2020

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dickostraphy

A total shit show caused by someone being a dick

Man this is a dickostraphy because someone shit in the koolaid

by Cyanide_soup1234 October 2, 2020

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dickity picity

the gay way of asking for a picture of someone’s dick

Me: I’m still waiting for you to send me a dickity picity!!

A friend of mine: I’m not sending you one

by johnnysamericano June 9, 2021

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dickasitis

Addicted to that dick.

She'll do anything he tells her to, because she's got dickasitis.

by LilOrphanAnnie November 25, 2021

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The Dankosity Scale is a scale used to measure how dank memes are. Memes can range from but are not limited to "godawful", "ass", "nice", "fire", "dank" and "super dank". This is a way to measure your favourite memes from your childhood and know where they land. There is also a high likelihood of almost all brainrot being in godawful.

Mark: "Wow. Here come dat boi was a legend"
Murphy: "Where do you think he landed on the Dankosity Scale?"
Mark: "Definitely Super Dank"

by Night Terror(LH Comics) October 4, 2025

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