dickhard

The sudden, instantaneous onset of an erection without any apparent cause. Occurs in situations devoid of sexual impetus.

Also known as dickswell.

"I can't figure out why, but everytime I ride the train I get dickhard right before I have to get off."

"Im sorry Mrs. Applebottom, but I can't come up to the board and solve that math equation...I have dickhard."

by Elmer Pud April 15, 2009

dickboard

When someone draws a dick on the whiteboard on your door in your college residence.

Will: Oh fuck someone dickboarded us!
Mike: They dickboarded us?!?? Fuck those assholes, lets get em'.

by The Third Floor September 17, 2017

Dicktard

A person who is such a dick and stupid that a whole new word had to be made to insult he or she.

Tom: Dude remember the time I feel off the roof and into your car.

Jerry: Yeah, dicktard.

by Danile Redundant December 7, 2010

Dickgnar

A good band that people like to make fun of cause they have no friends.

"Wow Dickgnar is such a great band, it's a shame they have more fans than you have friends!"

by Get raped! April 12, 2009

dick guard

a really wet fuckin condom

Mark used a dick guard when he fucked a woman that wasnt clean

by Andyk32 February 18, 2008

dickward

a hospital ward where men with phsycotic wives go when they have their penis's bitten off burnt snapped or broken

oh look ur willy is hangin off we will have to take u to the dickward

by Foxhall May 13, 2005

Dickgnar

Dickgnar is a term used to describe the homosexual-ness of a person.

Dickgnar is a term used as a horrible name for a horrible band.

Dickgnar can also refer to the crappy instrumentalists/ vocalist for above said band.

"Dude, that kid is so dickgnar look at how he thinks he's so cool with wasted written on his hat when he doesn't drink"

by Boo Dkgnr April 2, 2009