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dickface

Hannah: Charl your such a bloody dickface..
charl: DUDE THATS SUCH A GOOD INSULT
by MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA June 13, 2009
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dickadence

the act of massive overindulgence in penis. derived from decadence.
Jim's love of and daily indulgence in penis is an example of dickadence.
by j major April 26, 2011
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dickface punch

to punch a male in the dick, and when they bend over, punch them in the face; a one-two punch
I will dickface punch him for disrespecting me.
by alvarez5th October 6, 2017
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dickacne

DIckacne occurs when lack of proper hygiene of the facial area following a blowjob which results in bumbs and/or redness on the face or exposed area.
That person has dickacne all over their face. Look at the mouth area it looks like it’s infected. It’s red and inflamed and needs some attention... hygiene attention
by Snow White ABQ February 9, 2019
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dicksauce

dicksauce (n. dik - soss) A compound noun of the words dick and sauce, used to describe the sauce the will periodically spray from a male homo sapien's penis, which is neither urine or semen.
"Wow Jim, this pasta is great! What's the secret???"

"Dicksauce."
by looba August 10, 2004
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Dickface Syndrome

Noun.

A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.

-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:

-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.

-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.

-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.

-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.

-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not

Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.
Trish: My boyfriend just blew me off to hang out with Bitchyslutfacewhore!

Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.
by WordInvtentor August 17, 2011
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dickface

To draw humorous/obscene designs on the face of an unconscious individual, usually one who has overindulged in recreational substances.
John drank way too much last Thursday, and we dickfaced him with a laundry pen. It still says "Free Mustache Rides" on his forehead.
by Will January 13, 2004
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