Dickelodeon

A rare type of penis with magical abilities that can grant flight power to its owner during sex.

Girl: How big was his dick?
Other girl: Small as shit, but it was a dickelodeon so we flew through the sky singing "Whole New World" while we had intercourse.
Girl: ...Worth it.

by Mei-main June 1, 2018

dickeled

It can masquerade as many favorite words. From "George Dickel" the booze. Can be substituted for many other standard, yet boring words and/or profanities.

I got george dickeled in a balls intense game of Settlers of Catan. "What the dickel!" "I got dickeled up last night."

by LBo979 February 20, 2009

Dickcepticon

Sworn enemies of the Fagatrons (a third race that consists of homosexual cybernetic organisms lead by Fagimus Prime). This fourth race has the distinct ability to be extremely dick-ish in their manner and behaviour. Behavioural traits include squealing like a hog in heat when their cricket team wins and high-fiving a pole for no reason when grabbing some orange juice. This race of mechanical organisms are virtually incapable of human conversation and basic societal ethics.

Tom: Sorry I'm late Hardy

Hardy: What held you up?

Tom: I had to sit next to a Dickcepticon on the bus. The bastard kept squealing because the Bangladesh cricket team won last night.

Hardy: That was last night, wouldn't he have stopped by now?

Tom: You know Dickcepticons....

by Bumblebitch September 6, 2012

dickception

1. The implantation of another person's homoerotic fantasies or more literally penis into a target's subconscious. This tactic can consist of multiple levels of dickception, tantamount to a raging gay orgy inside your subconscious.

2. Can be used to describe a peculiar situation or event which makes a person question their sexuality due to undeniable and infinite levels of homosexuality (as if their minds are being implanted by figurative and literal dicks).

Watching the Saints game with Eric is basically dickception. Its like having your brain implanted by a penis inside a penis inside a penis

by andyrdck December 3, 2013

dicklelickle

Someone who likes to suck dick (such as your cousin)

That kid Joedamien over there is a dicklelickle 😥💦

by Omgbrooooxp April 4, 2016

Dickel in the Butt

Mixed drink of Dickel Fire Whiskey mixed with warm Butter

I need to get drunk. Give me a Dickel in the Butt and make me happy

by Dumbass Moonball June 11, 2018

Dickeling

The act of tickeling one person naked until the dick slips in.

Did you hear about John dickeling Sarah she said she laughed to hard to moan.

by King of leprechauns January 30, 2020