Zina diakos

A bitch that is a charcter from Golden Boy a Wattpad fanfict here theyre some of my fav nicknames: Zucchinni Ziploc Zipper Zooweemama Zaggy titties Zoldemort Zootopia Zigzag

i hate zaggy titties i mean Zina Diakos

by Weasleyswh0r3 January 18, 2021

Dankology

The study of dank

Teacher: "today we will be studying dankology"
Student: "oh yea! i love dankology! its so cool!"

by dankshit4ever November 19, 2009

Danko Jones

This canadians are the most powerful band on earth, the band consist on:

Mango Kid: Guitar, Vocals
Bass: John Calabresse
Drums: Dan Cornelius

They mix blues and rock mostly with a power never seen on another band.

note: being a powerful band doesn't mean that it's a hardcore band.

dude #1: hey, how was the Danko Jones concert?
dude #2: this guy really knows how to rock.
dude #1: deamn! I really want their live DVD ASAP, because they will never come to my town.

Hey Danko! I will burn in hell with you.

by Dr. Evening October 7, 2006

dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses

1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub

by matthew mc December 9, 2008

Dankometer

The measurement system used to rate anything from food, to girls, to movies. Think of it as the Metric System of goodness. Items can receive a rating of 1-10 Danks on the American Dankometer.

note: the Dankometer is measured in "Danks"

John: Shiznips!! That pie is really good!
Sue: How dank is it?
John: Probably a 5 on the DANKOMETER
Sue: That's a lot of danks!

by danksauce12 June 22, 2011

dankotomy

Surgical procedure to decrease someones dank to a humane level where there dank side of the force will not threaten government rule.

"yo you here about larocca?"

"nah man wat happened?"
"he was too dank so the man made him get a dankotomy"

by Dankman 400 November 19, 2009

danko jones

A dude that eats prime pussy. Prime not as in the quality of the meal, but rather the quality of the eating. Or any guy with a big tongue, as well.

Origins lie in the disshelved-looking lead singer of the band Danko Jones, and his huge neanderthal tongue.

"Jess says he's a Danko, eh?"
"He pulled a Danko Jones on me the other night. I came 3 times!"

by El_Gordo August 25, 2004