When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.
Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.
by littledoo October 23, 2008
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Exactly as the name implies, this is a dookie which exits the rectum in the classic phallic shape.
There are very few human experiences which compare to the utter satisfaction of releasing a double-tapered dildo shit; just ask pro baseball player George Brett, or look up 'George Brett' on Youtube to hear his incredible poop tale.
The dildo shit is not to be confused with the cheese plug, which is a different animal entirely.
There are very few human experiences which compare to the utter satisfaction of releasing a double-tapered dildo shit; just ask pro baseball player George Brett, or look up 'George Brett' on Youtube to hear his incredible poop tale.
The dildo shit is not to be confused with the cheese plug, which is a different animal entirely.
George once opened up a fortune cookie and it read, "May all your shits be dildo shits." It was such a beautiful sentiment, he nearly cried. Shortly thereafter, George went into the sushi bar's facilities to paint the town brown.
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by Amigospc May 11, 2021
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2: An expression used when a person "invents", unknowingly, an already existing sexual novelty.
2: An expression used when a person "invents", unknowingly, an already existing sexual novelty.
Ex. 1:
Bob: Dude, me and Linda totally did a double decker last night!
Frank: Bro, it's called 69. No need to reinvent the dildo.
Ex. 2:
Bob: I came up with this awesome idea last night. Just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??
Frank: Bob, it's called porn. Stop reinventing the dildo.
Bob: Dude, me and Linda totally did a double decker last night!
Frank: Bro, it's called 69. No need to reinvent the dildo.
Ex. 2:
Bob: I came up with this awesome idea last night. Just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??
Frank: Bob, it's called porn. Stop reinventing the dildo.
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Women and men, listen.
After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.
Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.
Separate dildos for ass and mouth.
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