An idiot that his name can be gotten from a toilet Desmond Elliott is the cause to all evil and bad things that happens in Nigeria, Desmond Elliott is also a father to all the youths in Nigeria an old man older than Methuselah he's over 10,000 years old
by Biographies May 10, 2021
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John: I'm going for a 3-0 win to United today mate.
Adam: Nah bro, I'm betting it's gonna be a Desmond.
John: A Desmond?
Adam: Yeah, dumbass a Desmond. Get it? Two-Two?
John: OH! Very witty.
Adam: I know, I try.
Adam: Nah bro, I'm betting it's gonna be a Desmond.
John: A Desmond?
Adam: Yeah, dumbass a Desmond. Get it? Two-Two?
John: OH! Very witty.
Adam: I know, I try.
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by Desmond Doss April 24, 2021
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by Hytrath93 April 13, 2011
Get the Desmond mug.Nicole Desmond is pretty much the most awesome person in the world. She speaks the language of llamas and will be king of the world some day. Even though she is a girl.
by ndndndndndndndndndndndndnd August 2, 2011
Get the nicole desmond mug.Getting tricked into being smarter than you really are. In order to understand the concept you must be desmondized yourself. A classic example is the friendship between Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson, making this older than radio.
Malthus "whenever I hang wiff karen I smarts.."
Frien "what chew trippin, like phat'n shiz?"
Malthus: "dunno like whateff i get desmondized."
Karen "Hello Malthus, how're you doing?"
Malthus "Suitable, good friend, truly delectable."
Frien "what chew trippin, like phat'n shiz?"
Malthus: "dunno like whateff i get desmondized."
Karen "Hello Malthus, how're you doing?"
Malthus "Suitable, good friend, truly delectable."
by Desmond White December 1, 2009
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