To stand in power-stance for so long that you permanently walk, ist, and stand in a very James Hetifeld-like way. Absolutley metal, and named after the infamous Richard Deakyne
Holy fucking shit! It's Deakyne!!
by MGraf April 9, 2007
Get the Deakyne mug.Fashion queen if you ever saw one, sometimes a doormat, but one of the best friends with the most generous heart you will ever find. If you don't have a Deslyn you must go find one.
Deslyn the fashionista of the year.
by Ave Ninja January 14, 2018
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Dr. Evil: fascha? ok sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch
Goldmember: his dad
Dr. Evil: ohhh faTHER...FA-THER
Dr. Evil: fascha? ok sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch
Goldmember: his dad
Dr. Evil: ohhh faTHER...FA-THER
by kahda July 20, 2004
Get the freaky-deaky Dutch mug.1. To conduct an exhaustive Google search on a hot guy you meet in a bar, on eharmony, craigslist, on the subway platform, a cousin's wedding, movie theater, etc. to either confirm that he lied about everything he said or to prove that he is not sketchy at all, but in fact worthy of a first date.
That fine brotha by the jukebox just told me that he has a law degree from Yale. Before we kick it on a first date, I need to desketchify him and find out if he is fo' real.
by Samsara00 August 28, 2012
Get the desketchify mug.Shitting on your boss's desk when you have acquired enough money to retire early from your job. Especially applies if you hate your job.
"My well-balanced portfolio of mid-cap stocks, REITs, and blue-chip cryptos finally pushed me over the finish line. Deskfecation is finally on the menu!"
"I became a Dogecoin millionaire last week and deskfecated, but it crashed and I'm rekt, wat do? Beg for my job back?"
"I became a Dogecoin millionaire last week and deskfecated, but it crashed and I'm rekt, wat do? Beg for my job back?"
by ethfinancesendsitsregards May 8, 2021
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Worker 1 "Why is Paul so happy this morning?"
Worker 2 "The desk gremlin must have paid him a visit"
Worker 2 "The desk gremlin must have paid him a visit"
by Nathan Lepoudre January 24, 2018
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A Desk Holiday is created when you are busy at your desk and suddenly your office computer server or telephone system goes down preventing you from continuing your work. DH is a common syndrome affecting tax paid government employees.
Also See: Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)
A Desk Holiday is created when you are busy at your desk and suddenly your office computer server or telephone system goes down preventing you from continuing your work. DH is a common syndrome affecting tax paid government employees.
Also See: Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)
by Elliott G September 4, 2007
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