That guy from a girl's past that she will always go back to no matter what. No matter how badly he treated her, how badly it finished or how nice a guy you are, chicks always always go back to Desert Man.
Desert Man tends to appear in a bar when you're just about to score or in other inopportune situations like your wedding day.
Named after the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon dude who steals the girls comb, rides off into the desert and then kidnaps and fucks her. Chicks dig that shit.
You - "So, hey we've been getting on really well and I thin we've got something real special going on..."
Her - "Yeah, me too, you're really great. I've never felt this way about anyone befo... Ohh, is that Desert man over there?"(swoon)
Desert Man - (kidney chops girl and throws her over his shoulder) "Back to the desert with us for some dirty desert-lovin' bitch."
word used by males deployed in the desert to describe a women that starts
to look better the longer you are deployed. You would not think twice in the states about her. They say the desert places tricks on you eyes like a mirage.
Dude look at the girl she is fine!!!!
Man you have been here for 6 months.
Dude, They all start looking better by the day!
A repulsive skinny skank with the face not even a rat can love. They are usually found around dive bars on weekdays, STD and abortion clinics by weeks end.
There that "desert pigeon" cum filled dumpster of a whore that only Linus feltersnatch would bang.