Decrept

Describes a person, place, thing, or, action that is lesser of value than expected

“Max is decrept because he put a meme in the DECA presentation.”

by 67honourpig September 19, 2016

college degrees

There are three major college degrees one can achieve: B.S., M.S., and PhD. These initials stand for the following-

B.S.-bullshit
M.S.-more shit
PhD.-piled higher and deeper

class dismissed.

mick: hey, the new engineer's specs are all out of whack!! we'll never get this thing built with these numbers!!
rick: well, buddy, you've just discovered the secret to a college degree. it consists of B.S., M.S., and PhD.
dick: yeah, we all know that, butthead!
rick: are you sure? for these college degrees, the initials stand for bullshit, more shit, and piled higher and deeper!!!
everybody laughs; the engineer in question walks through and they laugh even harder

by earpuller June 22, 2006

Dearest

The MOST of it all. Most wonderful, amazing, freakin fantastic, precious being imaginable. Dearest is all that's needed to bring a sMile. Dearest would do nothing less than get you lifted. Simply fresh. Straight sick. Dope, even pimpin. Dearest remains your #1.

Dearest as a "label" cannot be followed by a noun. ie. Dearest friend. Dearest IS the noun. You (the person), quite simply, ARE Dearest.

Sunshine will always follow where Dearest is.

by =)=)=)=) July 18, 2007

Third Degree Swamp Ass

Similar to swamp ass, except with a much more apparent effect. These effects include damp to soaking wet pants (mostly in the back and inner thigh areas), a drip or stream of sweat going down your leg or pant leg, inability to properly clench your ass cheeks due to the slippery skin shared between them.

"Dude, I'm slipping out of my seat right now."
"Why?"
"My pants are drenched from my Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"That woman's water just burst or she is leaving a sweat trail due to Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"Oh man, do you smell anything?"
"What the hell is that?"
"Sorry I have Third Degree Swamp Ass and can't hold in my gas."

by Bass Drop Donnie June 22, 2012

90 Degree Dab

The most powerful of all dabs, not achievable by mere mortals. Made by attempting to hold your arm at a perfect 90 degrees while dabbing. The "dance" or trend of dabbing is the basic form, but a 90 degree dab is the ultimate and final form.

John: "Hey I'm about to attempt a 90 degree dab!"
Amy: "No John! You'll die!"

by JetX2333 May 7, 2018

mld: masters in life degree

When someone grows into a better person from lessons learned through their life experiences.

Hurricane Harvey put me through a lot of crap but I got an MLD: Masters in Life Degree as a result.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 8, 2017

six degrees of separation

The theory that any two people in the world are connected in some way by no more than six people.

Using sexual contact as an example: when one has contact with another person, contact is effectively made with every person that person has come into contact with, and every person those people have come into contact with and so on.

by Bill Hlavac July 7, 2003