dench

a term used in foosball or table soccer meaning bad, or undesireable.

Aww shit that shot was dench.

by firetruckgreen November 15, 2006

Dench

A slang word for big

BLUD DAT BURGENS DENCH

by Cpl spq March 20, 2013

Dench

a) VERB. to 'dench' something is to steal or borrow an item of clothing.

b) to have been 'denched' means to have had an item of clothing borrowed or stolen from you.

'Can i dench your shirt?'

A: 'He's denched my trousers!!'
B: 'You've been denched'

by denchster March 31, 2009

Dench

Someone who acts dumb

your brother's dench you know?

by Witty4681 May 2, 2017

Judi-Denching

To lift one’s leg in the air, like a cat, and reveal one’s butthole. Often done spontaneously and to surprise others. Requires flexibility to lift one’s leg nearly vertically. See film Cats (2019) for reference.

Girl to friend: Can you believe Britney?! She just Judi-Denched herself and then kissed her boyfriend. Iconic.

Chad: Bro, I met this girl on Tinder that wants to watch me Dench. Should I go for it?

Trent: Yeah bro, I’ve been Judi-Denching for my girl since spring break.

by Prudence19 December 30, 2020

Dench Sausage

A dicking so good, the "sausage"is considered dench.

A: Hey! How'd it go last night?
B: It was so nice! He gave me the dench sausage.

by BigBean January 14, 2015

Dench Complex

Like a god complex, but worse.

Person A: "I have a ten inch dick, I'm smarter than Elon Musk, and I am the alpha of all males."
Person B: "I think you might have a Dench Complex."

by tigbittie April 2, 2020