Dementors

Creatures of everlasting darkness. These creatures are the only things born evil.

Just being in proximity with a dementor drains all happy thoughts away from. They make you relive your worst memory.
They also take away anything warm, whether they be thoughts or the accual tempature.
They are also some of the only creature that do not sleep, they also never walk. They are the only known creature that can suck the very soul from a living thing.
Because of these special abilities they are used as gaurds to the wizard prizion of Azkaban.

The only know way of fighting a dementor is to use a petronus charm.

When thoses Dementors came by..........i nearly pissed myself.

by Phantomdeath August 1, 2009

Demented

1. Entirely irrational: Completely unreasonable or lacking any sense of the consequences of actions taken.

2. Affected with dementia: Affected by the loss of intellectual functions that is associated with dementia. This usually only happens to elderly (old) people.

My friend's granpa is demented, he can't remember a thing.

by Jafje April 5, 2007

Dementor's Mouth

Very dilated anus from fisting and other perverse practices. So called because it can dilate to an irregular shape, like the mouth of a Dementor (fictional humanoid from the Harry Potter books).

Fisting is just gross and will give you a Dementor's Mouth

by Nemia December 11, 2010

demented

The word means mentally deranged, but so far nobody has mentioned how "demented" can be stretched, ironically, to include clownish, wacky etc. Just the thing for the Urban Dictionary!

"That Debussy Sarabande analysis video is totally demented."
"Nonsense rhyme is so demented."
"The Beatles song "I Am The Walrus" is totally demented."

by anassdickcomesoutfrombehind February 23, 2017

floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood

I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!

by bookworm3x4 August 24, 2009

the demented cartoon movie

a movie created by Brian Kendall to make you laugh your ass off.

Zeeky Boogy Doog!!!!

by Billy bob joe jr the second the third coming horatio esquire the fifth twice removed on my fathers side April 10, 2004

deeptard

A person who constantly attempts to write insightful and provocative sayings, poems or blogs. Yet, this person, while thinking they are some literary prodigy, fails to recognize that what they have produced makes no sense whatsoever and that everyone who has read what they have written is now dumber for having tried to make sense of the verbal spewage.

"Did you read what Rod wrote? That kid sure is a deeptard."

by Ericaa September 21, 2007